reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
my mom has invited me over for dinner
my mom needs help with furniture
my mom just got a new phone and needs my help
my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out
done by Jake Karamol at Tattoo Icons in MD
I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.
So, basically, this is not my cat.
But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.
How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house.
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it
I like this a lot.
I need one of these
THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY
That’s prob about 12 hours
extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.
LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.
I think somebody had fun with this wall.
this is a nice wall. I like this wall.
what i love about this song is that the plot goes like this:
- miranda lambert is driving her car and sees carrie underwood lookin’ like she’s on her way to church
- she rolls down the window and is like, “hey, do you wanna like, rob a bank or kill a man?”
- carrie underwood holds up HANDFULS OF CASH and goes, “i would like to do exactly that!”
- AND AWAY THEY GO
I’m actually kinda sure that Carrie was on her way to get married and got cold feet.
forget mike fisher, carrie underwood. run away with miranda lambert for a life of crime!!
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West Haven, Connecticut
Man the 90’s were weird.
Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.
HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE
With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.